Run It By Us First
Do not launch that thing without running it by us first.
Whether you’re McDonald’s or Larry’s Hardware in Poughkeepsie, send us your logo, slogan, or big idea. We’ll tell you exactly why it isn’t working. Fast.
One paragraph. No fluff. No 40-page deck.
Collectively, we have forever experience in marketing. We can tell you why you stink pretty quick.
Meet the panel
The biggest, best marketing minds in the world are ready to put their eyeballs on your mistake.
Yes, these faces are 100% AI. The real marketing legends asked to stay anonymous after seeing last year’s logo submissions. Some are still in therapy.
How it works
1
Pick your price
$99 for a logo or slogan. $999 for a commercial up to 60 seconds. No meetings, no retainers. We don’t want to get to know you.
2
Send it in
Upload your logo, slogan, ad, name, or whatever you’re about to unleash on the world.
3
Get the truth
One paragraph or less on why it falls flat, and how to get on the right course.
Who it’s for
Big brandsCorner shopsStartupsRestaurantsHardware storesYour cousin’s new LLC
Only about 1% of people nail it the first time. So don’t be discouraged when we rip you a new one.
If you did get it just right, we’ll tell you that too. It’s rare, but it happens.
Run it by us first.
Cheaper than reprinting 10,000 bad signs.